In my next life:
• My eyes will be a piercing color of blue
• My hair a dirty blonde color
• My boobs will be bigger
• I wont have celulite
• I’ll have both mommy and daddy
• I’ll be 5’9”
• My skin a perfect tan glow year round
• My life won’t be so fucking complicated…
But then I snap back to reality:
• My eyes are brown
• My hair is fucked
• My boobs are small for my size
• Im a little chubby
• I only have my dad
• Im 5’3”
• Im white as ghost all fucking year
• And my life will always have tremendous complications…
Im fucked… 8[
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